forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
a search helicopter?!
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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