Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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