About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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