he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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