I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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