pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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