I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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