I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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