I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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