i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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