No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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