i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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