Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I smell stomach acid.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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