So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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