i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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