He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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