Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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