my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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