i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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