You just made me feel so damn special
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It's rum buckets o'clock
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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