Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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