How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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