People with herpes should wear stickers.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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