she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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