I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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