My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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