I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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