i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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