your thong is hanging out like whoa
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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