plz talk dirty to me
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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