Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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