Fuck appropriateness.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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