At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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