This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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