Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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