Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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