Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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