She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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