So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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