If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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