Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize