her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
high people should be assigned attendants
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize