Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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