Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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