dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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