Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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