i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I love having hate sex.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i believe in u and ur pee
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