Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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