tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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