we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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