Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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